Sunday, December 26, 2010

Daughter Coon Of The Year...And the nominees are...

Any Kardashian

Pick one - they are all disgraces!




Liz Cheney

Talk about a reverse oedipal complex. This "woman" serves as an attack dog for her father, the uncharged War Criminal Dick Cheney. She's also a patsy mouthpiece for The Republican Party. She is the worst kind pornography. The political kind!


Montana Fishburne

Caroline Guiliani

It just goes to show that Karma is real. Shoplifting from Sephora? Really? You didn't have the money? Dad has given all of it to Judith and her daughter? Wow! If you really want to get your father's attention you should contact this guy named Bryan Pumper. He really can get you on the radar.

Bristol Palin

The only person in the history of Dancing With the stars to gain weight. An advocate for safe sex but wants to give her partner dry humps on live television. Her mother did her a disservice by putting the spotlight on her.


4 comments:

  1. My vote goes to Montana Fishburne. Dad just couldn't keep her off the pole...damn.

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  2. Bristol Palin

    Public advocate for teen pregnancy prevention, huh??

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  3. Chippy. Total and utter disgrace. There must be drugs involved or some sort of mental disability at play.

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  4. I have to go with Montana Fishburne on this one. I'd pick the Kardashians but their father is dead so he can't really see their skank coonery.

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