Sellout Coon Of The Year..And the nominees are...

Juan Williams

Steven Tyler

How do you go from lead singer of the greatest American Rock Band to a judge on a hack talent show? You sellout that's how!

Antoine Dodson

The Beatles

It's nice how even the most principled of groups stand for something until the money is right. Sir Paul and Ringo Starr just got tired of counting their old money.

Michael Steele

When will he realize that the Republicans don't want him to lead the party? That he is and was a token pick? Steele is like the dude who doesn't get the hint that his girlfriend doesn't want a relationship even after she starts introducing the idea of "threesomes". Where's Dap when you need him? Wake Up Homie!

Tyler Perry

Selling out since he first put on a dress and a wig, "Winston Jerome's" worst offense has not been the cookie cutter movies that seem to never change but the sitcoms that run on TBS. House of Payne and Meet The Browns could only be worse if...well, it really couldn't get any worse.