Female Coon Of The Year... And the nominees are

Montana Fishburne

Hands down the front - runner for this award. A porn tape - not a sex tape but a full fledged porn movie was made by this daughter of Black Hollywood royalty. Morpheus' daughter showed her ass in 2010. Literally. And it had pimples all over it. How screwed up does one have to be to make Kat Stacks seem regular?

Christine O'Donnell

Not a witch but most definitely a coon.

Fantasia

Seriously? A homewrecker? An illiterate? An easy hook up? Is she trying to be a superstar singer or the world's most famous chicken - head? We want to root for you but you keep telling us not to.

Ginny Thomas

Talk about opening up a can of 18 year old worms? I amost forgot about the trophy wife of the most powerful Judicial sell - out in American History until she went and left a Mel Gibson-ish voicemail on Anita Hill's answering machine. And to make matters worse she is a member of the tea party. Clarence do us a favor and pretend to be a strong black man for once in your life.

Lindsey Lohan

Do you know what you get when you add a chronic cocaine problem with experimentation in lesbianism, the selection of bad scripts and a love of going out and getting wasted? A wasted career and a nomination for the Acoonemy Awards.

Kat Stacks

If there was ever a whore tailor - made for the Digital era it would be Kat Stacks. She screwed more rappers than record executives. I am seriously surprised that she is still alive.