Douchebag Coon Of The Year - and the nominees are...

Solar

Closet Homosexuality, domestic violence and the ruining of his "friend" Guru's reputation are all reasons why Solar is nominated in this category. Poor guy, he probably doesn't even think he's gay or a Douchebag.

Bryan Pumper

Dude you totally screwed up the reputation of the father of a whole generation of Black boys and girls. Did you really have Lawrence Fishburne's daughter? On tape? Did you really have to make her a video ho? As a matter of fact, did you really have to rap videos? Hey Pumper you turned an 18 year old out and for what? To be the world's biggest douchebag?

Tony Hayward

Hey Tony I bet those ten people that died wanted their lives back too. Douchebag!

General Stanley McChrystal

Loose lips sink ships and get you removed from your postition.

Jay Leno

Still a Douchebag after all these years huh, Jay? Nice to see that the only thing about Leno changes are the bad jokes!

Andrew Breitbart