Coon Of The Year..And the nominees are...

Glenn Beck

A carnival barker that with a microphone.

Sarah Palin

She is more than qualified for this nomination. Probably the only time that will ever be written about her.

Tiger Woods

A 100 million dollar settlement with his wife after a stint in sex rehab, that press conference that looked like a cold open to Saturday Night Live sketch and the total eradication of his Golf Game! At least with this nomination Tiger is could win something this year.

Charlie Sheen

Somewhere Charlie Sheen is holding onto Emilio Estevez asking him, "am I a Good Father?"

T.I.

Clifford Harris A.K.A. T.I. might have had the worst year ever! Unexplainably tapped as an "it" boy by the power brokers from Hollywood, T.I couldn't wait more than a minute before he went back to jail by violating his parole with drugs in his system. Codeine and weed no less, A coon combination. T.I.'s mistake was so stupid that even the most militant militant wouldn't defend him. To make matters worse, he saved someone from an apparent suicide that coincidentally took place right before his parole hearing. Reports say that T.I. was crying when he was sentenced to 11 more months in the bing.

Mel Gibson

Just when you thought Mel Gibson being an unrepentant Anti - Semite was the worst thing that he could be known for, turns out we were wrong. He also happens to be a wife beater, someone that leaves threatening voicemails and a bit of a racist. Even Tiger Woods thought his voicemails were irresponsible.